I’ll try not to have too much fun with this post as my radical feminist friends don’t like me to have a sense of humor about anything relating to the fairer sex. So let me say now, before you go name calling and punching your little fists into the air or whatever it is you radicals do when you get all excited, I do not approve of these ads. I think they’re funny and educational.
I promise I’ll behave with my descriptions
While I don’t condone the “manly art” of wife beating or any other beating for that matter, I do think spanking is fine. So I will be sending 15 cents in to receive my rollicking, provocative and educational booklet
Advertisers always have our best interests at heart! They haven’t changed, they’ve just become better at screwing with our heads. Check out Martin Lindstrom’s book called Buyology to get some idea of what the filth are doing to us.
This one is not so much sexist, just sick. I hope the Love Cosmetics company no longer exists. On a related note, have you ever noticed how everything down the shampoo aisle looks like a penis? That’s no accident.
That’s ten of them! And remember ladies, I do not approve of these messages, I’m just the messenger, so don’t go getting all attacky on me