Funny Engrish Signs

I'm not sure which museum has this sign up. I could understand the no smoking part and the keep clear part, but tortoises and uncomfortable passages had me confused.

I certainly hope the liquor queen doesn't drive a car!

They must export capsules as I know a few people that have taken way too many retard pills.
I almost cried laughing at some of the funny things over at
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