Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson to Divorce

nigella lawson to divorce

One of the great things about having no channels on my television is not having to hear about the relationship problems of celebrities. The Nigella Lawson choking by Charles Saatchi in a public restaurant was slightly different as it at least had a social message to go with it, being it’s not cool to choke your wife. In the name of fairness, I hope you ladies understand it’s not cool to slap and scratch us guys either, unless of course it’s consensual and in the bedroom! I would hope that all the mega-phones crying foul would have done the same if Nigella was slapping into old Charles.

Well, we can all rest easy now, knowing that the British kitchen queen and the mad art collector are getting a divorce. This week Charles Saatchi released a statement saying..

I am sorry to announce that Nigella Lawson and I are getting divorced. I wish Nigella the best for the future and for her continuing global success

Here’s their little “playful tiff” as Saatchi referred to it, which could be true if the couple played really rough together.. who knows?  Photographs don’t always tell the whole truth..

saatchi choking lawson

Seriously though, choking your wife is not cool. Getting back to my television, I finally had it fixed so that I can get channels again this week! OMG, what an evil thing that is! The rubbish that spews out of it is infecting stupid people everywhere. The lazy West needs to revolt, starting with the overthrow of media companies and governments..

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Australian artist and observer of things.. all kinds of things. I like a wide variety of art, from the weird and wonderful to the bold and beautiful.. and everything in between.

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