Funny Engrish Signs

funny engrish sign
I’m not sure which museum has this sign up. I could understand the no smoking part and the keep clear part, but tortoises and uncomfortable passages had me confused.

funny bad english
I certainly hope the liquor queen doesn’t drive a car!

funny retard capsules
They must export capsules as I know a few people that have taken way too many retard pills.

I almost cried laughing at some of the funny things over at Engrish Funny. There’s more over at too.

About Dion

Australian artist and observer of things.. all kinds of things. I like a wide variety of art, from the weird and wonderful to the bold and beautiful.. and everything in between.


  1. Oh, has an adult section with the F word mentioned in bad english signs..

    Check this FUNNY one out.

    Too funny.. I love it.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Thank you for posting this, I am still laughing…. this was just the sort of thing to take the gloom off a dreary day. Tortoises! I love it!

  3. Oh my gosh! Those ARE hysterical! The “retard capsules” made me RFLMAO!
    Tee HEE HEE

  4. Anonymous says:

    LMAO! Thanks for sharing.

  5. Thanks for sharing,
    we should put some kind of import bann on the retard pills, there has been a retard epedemic for some time

  6. Just keep the retard pills away from Barack Obama!!

    President Bush must pop retard pills like they are candy.

  7. I’d actually like to visit a musueum with tortioses walking around (it would be a bit different), but not the narrow passage ways.

  8. Try a zoo Helly.. you might run into a tortoise or two ;-)

    Some exhibitions could be improved with tortoises wandering around though.

  9. They don’t have art and tortoises in zoos- perhaps the tortoises could make art in the zoos (a bit like that elephant that paints)..
    but I digress.

  10. I’m thinking I might be able to train tortoises to serve the wine at an exhibition opening, then put blue paint on their feet to do some Yves Klein-ish paintings when theyre not serving plonk and crackers.

    That way the rental of the tortoises will be paid by the tortoises, and I have a selling point that will attract media attention.

    Genius I just realised that I thought too much about that idea Helly!


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